North Korea, Best Korea!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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