it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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