I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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