my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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