i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
She said her name was "party"
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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