we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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