Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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