she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
How external is "for external use only"?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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