Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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