he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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