yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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