At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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