we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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