Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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