Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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