Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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