He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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