All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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