just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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