If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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