You're my little dorito
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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