in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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