Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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