So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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