I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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