So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize