You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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