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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.

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(918): Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine. http://tfl.nu/dowa

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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?

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(513): The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him? http://tfl.nu/pyyw

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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow

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(860): i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow http://tfl.nu/61vx

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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???

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(702): did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant??? http://tfl.nu/mp1l

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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.

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(206): This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love. http://tfl.nu/tgbz

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(817): View more from Texas

how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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(817): how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut? http://tfl.nu/0rrw

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(727): View more from Florida

hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.

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(727): hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week. http://tfl.nu/6l6t

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.

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(867): Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now. http://tfl.nu/u52e

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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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(309): Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls. http://tfl.nu/n0fo

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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that

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(406): She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that http://tfl.nu/d627

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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...

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(419): You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter... http://tfl.nu/2dxo

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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...

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(605): "Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in... http://tfl.nu/n5vg

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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.

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(570): Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me. http://tfl.nu/6mb8

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(913): View more from Kansas

"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.

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(913): "Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol. http://tfl.nu/3cka

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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.

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(303): Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor. http://tfl.nu/urne

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