what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Shame is for Republicans.
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