also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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