Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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