so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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