We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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