I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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