look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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