you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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