I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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