I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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