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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.

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Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.

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(702): Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out. (1-702): Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh. http://tfl.nu/n3th

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.

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(732): I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one. http://tfl.nu/pu4o

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

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Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(907): Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy. (1-907): Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more.. http://tfl.nu/8g8e

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.

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(270): I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world. http://tfl.nu/l4ml

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(301): View more from Maryland

Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today

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(301): Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today http://tfl.nu/gkj4

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(251): View more from Alabama

As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"

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(251): As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic" http://tfl.nu/evdo

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(806): View more from Texas

All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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(806): All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots" http://tfl.nu/28dj

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

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please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

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(859): I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes! (1-859): please elaborate on, "atleast one ear" http://tfl.nu/8j2w

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay

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(412): You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay http://tfl.nu/y710

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(518): View more from New York

Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.

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(518): Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip. http://tfl.nu/y6yl

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(909): View more from California

i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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(909): i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life http://tfl.nu/pypl

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(678): View more from Georgia

God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.

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(678): God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job. http://tfl.nu/ew2c

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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?

(574): View more from Indiana

You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you

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(279): Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones? (574): You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you http://tfl.nu/23r0

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(646): View more from New York

I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.

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(646): I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands. http://tfl.nu/f9cd

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(303): View more from Colorado

My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?

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(303): My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right? http://tfl.nu/xxfc

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