I didn't shave. On purpose
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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