wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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