The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize