The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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