Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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