I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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