I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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