I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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