some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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