ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize