I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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